KAREN: “Ya know, Tabs, I don’t see why you’re so cranky. I mean, you were the one who orchestrated this whole thing. You said, ‘I want a photo shoot!’ and I said, ‘Fine, you’re the boss.’ and — let me just pull up the text you sent on my phone here — it says, ‘Model some of the new Blue illusion de Chanel collection eye makeup for me, and make it snappy! I don’t have all day.’”
TABS: “I don’t think I appreciate your attitude. I bet Naomi’s assistant doesn’t give her despair like this.”
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KAREN: “Right, that’s because she’s too busy ducking all the phones being thrown at her…”
TABS: “Oh, very funny. You’re just lucky I hurt my paw playing football, otherwise I’d show you what a phone feels like.”
KAREN: “Listen, Tabs, this thing between us ideal now, this tension, it has to stop. You have a job to do, but so do I, and I need you to respect that. We both know that you’re the talent here, but I’m important, too, Tabs. I’m not your scratching post or your crinkly toy.”
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ឆ្មានិងគ្រឿងតុបតែងមុខរបស់ឆ្មា ??
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TABS: “I know that! You don’t think I know that? You’re my assistant, so why don’t you do some assisting for a change and make me some gravy?”
KAREN: “Make it yourself. I’m on hiatus until you tell me what’s wrong.”
TABS: “I told you…I don’t want to talk about it.”
KAREN: “Well that’s too bad. look — I’m just gonna come out and say it. Does this have something to make with Choupette?”
TABS: “I’m sorry but I don’t know any individual by that name…”
KAREN: “Choupette? Choupette Lagerfeld? I know you know who I’m talking about.”
TABS: “Okay, maybe.”
KAREN: “Tabs, just because Choupette prances around all day in her Chanel cat castle with Karl doesn’t indicate you must feel threatened. everyone who’s any individual in the kitty modeling industry knows that you’re the cat’s meow.”
TABS: “Really…? You’re not just saying that?”
KAREN: “Absolutely! I mean, sure, Choupette is cute. I’ll give her that, but she can’t command a room like you do. She doesn’t have the girth or the attitude, and I bet you even know a lot more about Chanel than she does.”
TABS: “True. She wouldn’t know Riva from jeans or Aurora.”
KAREN: “Exactly. So you see what I’m saying? You’re in a completely different league, Tabs. You have nothing to worry about. Now, if you’re feeling better, can I give you my report on the blue illusion pieces you asked me about?”
TABS: “Sure. You’re right. តោះធ្វើវា។”
KAREN: “Great. Well, the two $36 potted cream shadows, illusion D’Ombres in Apparition and Destination, have a metallic, high-shine finish and blend beautifully on my lids. Unfortunately, if I don’t set them with a powder shadow on top, they also crease a lot within one or two hours.”
TABS: “Go on…”
KAREN: “The $29 Le Crayon Yeux precision Eye Definer in Blue Aerien? — just okay. I think it’s incredibly pretty on the lash line, especially on brown eyes, but it leaps off my water lines like a frog off a lilly pad. Plus, it feels a little hard… I wanted it to glide.”
Illusion D’Ombre in Apparition
Illusion D’Ombre in Destination
Le Crayon Yeux precision Eye Definer in Bleu Aerien
Swatches from the left: Le Crayon Yeux precision Eye Definer in Bleu Aerien, illusion D’Ombre in Apparition and illusion D’Ombre in Destination
Wearing Le Crayon Yeux precision Eye Definer in Bleu Aerien, illusion D’Ombre in Apparition and illusion D’Ombre in Destination on my eyes
TABS: “Very informative. That was a terrific report, thank you. I’m starting to feel better.”
KAREN:
TABS: “Umm…can I please have a hug?”
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KAREN: “Of course you can, Tabs.”
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